I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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