lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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