office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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