theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize