was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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