I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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