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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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