my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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