I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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