i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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