god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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