Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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