the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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