We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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