I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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