Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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