He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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