are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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