Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Quick, to the slutcave!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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