don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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