Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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