I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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