Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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