Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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