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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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