My brain says no but my pants say off.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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