All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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