The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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