I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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