just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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