you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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