if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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