even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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