I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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