So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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