Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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