I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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