yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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