I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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