don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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