She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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