I just saw a hot homeless man
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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