Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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