dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
