I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The power of my boobs compel you
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