you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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