I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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