Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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