school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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