Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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