you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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