Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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