my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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